Tuesday, April 20, 2010
I'd Rather Be a Vampire
Last night I watched The Howling.
When Jim came to bed, I announced that I would never want to be a werewolf because they really are unattractive in their werewolf state. Plus, it really looks like it hurts to turn into a werewolf. Also, I have really really crappy fingernails, so my claws would be inferior and all the other girl werewolves would make fun of me.
He stared at me.
Then I told him I'd rather be a vampire. Vampires are sexier.
He turned away and folded something laundry-like.
I was afraid to even touch on zombies.